Whenever Linux geeks meet together for their awkward installment parties, they seem to repeat the process of making jokes about the Windows operating system. Here are some funny examples of their humor.
Roberto the Geek says:
"I can't get Windows to do what I want without crashing, but it runs evil viruses perfectly."
Moko the Japanese Guy says:
"Windows is NOT slow. It is special. It's speed challenged."
Vincent the Gamer says:
"The new version of Windows has horizontally resizable Freecell.
I've been waiting 15 years for that feature, if that isn't worth the upgrade I don't know what is."
Dale Carnegie was a famous writer, lecturer and the developer of courses for self-improvement, public speaking and interpersonal skills. He escaped poverty by tricking people to like him. This is a short guide for people who want to make friends like Dale Carnegie.
epSos.de lost 2 days of work in 2 seconds. LibreOffice, Openoffice and even the dirty Word are very evil. Those programs have a nasty automatic saving, which they later use for recovery. It turns out that this recovery can delete files that are completely OK, because it replaces them with an empty auto-saved copy. Some programmers have no brain.
The Foreign Exchange Markets or in short the forex markets are always changing. There is very little stability in the short term, but more stability in the long term. Unexpected news and natural disasters can devaluate the currency in the short term, but the long term economic growth, the political progress, the monetary policies and the overall demand for the currency are more important. In other words, speculation and news dominate the forex markets in the short term. The international trade and the economic climate dominate the currency in the long term.
There is no currency which is 100% stable or secure, but there are some that have been proven to be more stable than the rest. The Swiss Franks (CHF) have been historically more stable in the long term. The Australian Dollar (AUD), the Singaporean Dollar (SGD) and the Israeli Sequel (ILS) have been proven to be stable against the Swiss Fank in the last decade. The Euro was stable during the first years, but began to change the external value like every other commodity. It is one of the most democratic and trusted currencies for trade. The strong changes in price are the result of popularity among traders. It was the victim of it's own success. The future will tell how stable it really is.
CSR Credo: “IKEA believes that the traditional business objectives and the social and environmental responsibility can work together for the benefit of the many.”
“IKEA CSR activity involves three main areas: children, better living and environmental projects.” -- ikea.com
IKEA’s children initiatives involve safety of their products, education programmes and special programmes for working mothers.
IKEA is supporting the UNICEF in helping about 80,000 affected children to recover from armed conflicts in Angola and Uganda. The project is funded by a marginal increase in the price of the soft toy called PS BRUM. They hope to collect $400,000.00. The coolest part of the project is that it works with a non-formal education that focuses on learning by playing.
Jessica alba has fans among the intellectual scientists. Gimps.de Published a wonderful fan fiction story of her personal change and courage. epSos.de is helping to translate this short story about bravery and passion for short hair styles. The personal transition of a woman like Jessica Alba can lead to strategic changes in our civilization. Jessica Alba is an example for this change of society. As a young woman, she was criticized and bullied by catholic teachers and students, just because they were excited or envy about the elegance of her short dresses. Those religious people with corrupted hearts have no power over Jessica Alba now, because she found her personal courage to accept the strength of her spirit. She found her own freedom and style of life.
Time is the official measurement of change. It helps to define the personal speed of change, because the clock is personal for every woman. Young women have a very fast clock, because their personal life is changing fast. Old women have a very slow time, because they naturally have fewer changes in their personal life. This personal change is different for every woman, flower, planet, star and galaxy. Lucky women have longer living cells in their body. Their speed of time is slower, because they can do more things in their extended life. The standard universal time on earth (UTC) is based on the rotation of the Earth. All of the planets have different clocks, because their rotation speed is different.
Colorful trash containers help to keep the streets cleaner. Women are more likely to throw their trash into the garbage cans, when the trash receptacles are within a short distance. Less rubbish on the streets helps the children to feel more happy and safe. Clean cities have less crime, because the clean environment helps the men to think more positive about their life.
Recycling is a very profitable business. Aluminum, glass and scrap metal can be recycled infinitely. Recycled metals, papers and glass are cheaper than new ones. They often have the same or better quality and help to reduce production costs of cars, trains and homes. Disposing paper into the blue recycling trash containers helps to save the trees. Every woman can save 2 or 3 trees per year, if all of the paper from the waste of this woman would be recycled. Yes that is right ! Every time we recycle paper, valuable lives of ancient trees are saved.
Traditional shopping is a very stressful activity for happy women who visit many stores with an intention to purchase a product that is very difficult to choose. There is good news for those tired women. Everything is changing. More and more Asian families are shopping in online stores. Their decision is logical and wise. Buying online is more convenient. It saves money and time for the family that buys in bulk. The Internet makes it easy to compare prices across multiple shops.
Online shops offer lower prices, because they are able to save costs of rent, electricity and cashiers. Shopping online helps the nature too, because the goods are delivered efficiently by a delivery company that uses just one truck to deliver hundreds of purchases. The customers save money and time for driving to the shops, because the goods come to their home.
Traveling by bus is a social experience. The shaky routes, the rude drivers and dirty seats are very stressful in the public transportation. Happy passengers accept the negative sides of the bus, because the public transportation offers advantages over personal vehicles.
The frequent schedule of the electric auto-buses in big cities and urban areas is a friendly service for the people who live along the routes of the buses. Public transport reduces the cost of living and improves comfort for the commuters who feel sick or sleepy.
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